Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Help. Why am I so naked?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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