awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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