plz talk dirty to me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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