Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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