So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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