The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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