I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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