Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
