All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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