I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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