just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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