i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
