Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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