I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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