We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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