Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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