I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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