this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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