So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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