Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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