Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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