I wannas sexs uuuuu
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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