it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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