My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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