I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
babies were throwing up all over the place
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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