Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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