She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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