If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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