Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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