:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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