Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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