Christians are straight up FREAKS
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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