Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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