I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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