Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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