so that wasnt chicken after all
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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