Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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