3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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