and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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