i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My dick has a subreddit
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