part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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