literally had 100 drinks last night.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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