it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So vagazzling was a success
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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