well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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