you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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