All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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