So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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