Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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