dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Randomize
