What a fucking waste of an outfit
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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