Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When are your genitals available?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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