let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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