if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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