i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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