So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just pee around me
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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