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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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• (206): View more from Washington

  it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (716): View more from New York

  her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made

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• (516): View more from New York

  so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?

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• (619): View more from California

  i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just had a threesome with a married couple.

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  Stop living my dream.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos

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