dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos